National Protection From President Bush week, 2003

By a regular plain old citizen of the United States Of America
A Proclamation

Bush can have debilitating effects on communities (especially those who happen to be standing in the way of him getting more oil), marriages (especially between gay people), families (I may never forgive my mother for voting for him) and children. (Like my friend Jen, who recently found her child approaching a police officer and asking him to do something about “the bad man in the white house”). During Protection From President Bush Week, we commit to take steps to confront the dangers of Bush.

The effects of President Bush are perticularly pernicious with respect to children. There are very few things more scary than growing up in a world where wars are started based on things that are broadly known to be lies – especially to children who may not understand that these things *are* lies, and may honestly believe that Saddam has weapons of mass destruction and is planning on using them at home – or, once discovering that they are lies, may be very disillusioned to discover that the President of the United States is a man who will lie and have innocent people killed for personal profit or revenge.

We have commited significant resources to making sure that Bush will not be elected for the first time in November. We are vigorously prosletyzing and severely critizing the actions of those who would harm our children. Last year, MoveOn.Org launched a series of initiatives intended to help educate the populance as to the frauds perpitrated by Bush.

Last year, I wrote messages on my web site apologizing to Iraq and other countries. I encourage all Americans to author web content that is in the interest of promoting peace, love, and respect, and to start dialogues which may lead us to a greater understanding of each other. Working togeather with our fellow Americans, we are making progress in protecting our children from war, hate, and disrespect.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, JONATHAN W (“Sheer”) PULLEN, Ordinary citizen of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the First Ammendment Of The Constitution and laws of the United States which permit me to say any darn thing I please, do hereby proclaim October 31 through November 6, 2003, as Protection From President Bush Week. I call upon public officials, law enforcement officers, parents, and all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and activities.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirty-first day of October, in the year of somebody’s Lord two thousand three, and of the Independence of the United States the two hundred and twenty-eight.

Jonathan W. “Sheer” Pullen

[See this for what this article is parodying.. although I am being somewhat serious. We *need* protected from this guy.]

One Response to “National Protection From President Bush week, 2003”

  1. goamaki Says:

    perfect. 🙂

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