Kayti did this parody of the Beastie Boys’ “Girls” for me…

Trains, all I really want is trains
And in the morning it’s trains
Cause in the evening it’s trains

I like the way they move
And it’s chill to hear them choo
And I can always make them run
Through the kitchen would be fun

Back in the day
There was this track ran near the bay
Was owned by my pal’s fiance’
He said with trains he did not play
I asked him, “Please?” he said, “You may.”
The gauge was tight and that’s okay
When I ran cars too fast they’d sway
I hoped that on the track they’d stay

I have to say that when I switch them they obey
I have a rather large array
They come with sound and lights and they
Can bring my lover a bouquet
Sometimes they break and I must pray
I fix the track and clear the way
I ran it just the other day
Still it derailed to my dismay

Trains – to move the dishes
Trains – to run through my room
Trains – right through the laundry
Trains – into the bathroom
Trains, that’s all I really want is trains
Four at a time I want trains
The DCC style I want trains
I’m gonna link ’em like chains, trains, trains, trains, trains!

3 Responses to “Kayti did this parody of the Beastie Boys’ “Girls” for me…”

  1. Cori Says:

    This makes me so happy! Wonderful job, Kayti!!!

  2. Kayti Says:

    I don’t know why I’m so addicted to doing these. Cori, I’m working on one for you to George Thoroughgood’s One Bourbon One Scotch and One Beer. I think it may turn out to be One Woman, One Scott, and Both Dear.

  3. Cyg Says:

    That’s awesome.

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