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Survey, stolen from some LJ-friend or other


( ) I never have been drunk

(x) I never have been so drunk I passed out

( ) I never have smoked pot

( ) I never have done hard drugs

( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex

( ) I never have kissed a member of the same sex

(x) I never crashed a friend’s car

(x) I never have driven drunk

( ) I never have been to japan

( ) I never rode in a taxi

( ) I never had anal sex

( ) I never have been in love

( ) I never had sex

( ) I never have drank milk out of the carton

( ) I never have had sex in public

( ) I never have been dumped

( ) I never have performed oral sex

(x) I never shoplifted

(x) I never have been fired

(x) I never have been in a fist fight

( ) I never had a threesome

( ) I never snuck out of my parents’ house

( ) I never have been tied up (sexually)

( ) I never have masturbated

( ) I never have been caught masturbating

( ) I never pissed on myself [I’m assuming as a child doesn’t count]

( ) I never had sex with a member of the same sex

( ) I never have been arrested

(x) I never made out with a stranger

( ) I never stole something from my job

(x) I never celebrated new years in time square

(x) I never went on a blind date

( ) I never lied to a friend (knowingly)

( ) I never had a crush on a teacher

(x) I never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans

( ) I have never been to europe

( ) I never skipped school

( ) I never slept with a co-worker

(x) I never cut myself on purpose

( ) I never had sex at the office

(x) I never got married

(x) I never got divorced

( ) I never had children

( ) I never have owned a TV

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