{"id":2162,"date":"2010-02-25T09:59:01","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T16:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/wordpress\/?p=2162"},"modified":"2010-02-25T09:59:01","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T16:59:01","slug":"too-much-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/uncategorized\/too-much-joy","title":{"rendered":"Too Much Joy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>I'm tired of the stories that you always tell\r\nShakespeare couldn't tell a story that well\r\nYou're the largest liar that was ever created\r\nYou and Pinnocio are probably related\r\nThat's a Lie....Hey, that's me playing harmonica\r\nYou're a liar...Yeah, and I wrote this song too\r\nLie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie...Really I did, LL Cool Jay was over my house\r\nYou're a liar...He heard me humming it.  He said \"Hey, that sounds good!\"\r\nYou lie about the things you've lied about\r\nYou even lied to your aunt when you went down South\r\nYou lied and a bodybuilder kicked your butt\r\nIf you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut\r\nThat's a Lie...Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer\r\nYou're a liar...Ahh, L.A., what a great place\r\nLie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie...No mom, I'm not on drugs\r\nYou're a liar....Of course I love you\r\nMy father said now son never tattle, never lie\r\nBut I think he should have followed some of his own advice,\r\nI thought I'd own the world when I turned 21\r\nWell, that's the last line 'cause now the song is done\r\nThat's a Lie...Overbudget? Us??!\r\nYou're a liar...Hey, we should have lunch!\r\nLie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie...It won't hurt, believe me\r\nYou're a liar...I won't cum in your mouth\r\nThat's a Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!\r\nLie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!\r\nLie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!\r\nLie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!\r\nThat's a Lie.......<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m tired of the stories that you always tell Shakespeare couldn&#8217;t tell a story that well You&#8217;re the largest liar that was ever created You and Pinnocio are probably related That&#8217;s a Lie&#8230;.Hey, that&#8217;s me playing harmonica You&#8217;re a liar&#8230;Yeah, and I wrote this song too Lie, Lie, Lie, That&#8217;s a Lie&#8230;Really I did, LL [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}