I wish I knew more about selling short.. I bet I could make a fortune short-selling every spam stock that goes by. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
Lately someone is truly obsessed with SHTP – apparently some individual-shots-in-plastic-baggies product. I get like 20 spams a day about how I must buy SHTP right now.. and every once in a while, for amusement, I look at SHTP’s stock quotes. It’s, um, falling like a rock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wish I knew more about selling short.. I bet I could make a fortune short-selling every spam stock that goes by. \ud83d\ude09 Lately someone is truly obsessed with SHTP – apparently some individual-shots-in-plastic-baggies product. I get like 20 spams a day about how I must buy SHTP right now.. and every once in a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}