{"id":1942,"date":"2007-09-16T17:26:50","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T00:26:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/wordpress\/?p=1942"},"modified":"2007-09-16T17:26:50","modified_gmt":"2007-09-17T00:26:50","slug":"kayti-did-this-parody-of-the-beastie-boys-girls-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/uncategorized\/kayti-did-this-parody-of-the-beastie-boys-girls-for-me","title":{"rendered":"Kayti did this parody of the Beastie Boys&#8217; &#8220;Girls&#8221; for me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trains, all I really want is trains<br \/>\nAnd in the morning it&#8217;s trains<br \/>\nCause in the evening it&#8217;s trains<\/p>\n<p>I like the way they move<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s chill to hear them choo<br \/>\nAnd I can always make them run<br \/>\nThrough the kitchen would be fun<\/p>\n<p>Back in the day<br \/>\nThere was this track ran near the bay<br \/>\nWas owned by my pal&#8217;s fiance&#8217;<br \/>\nHe said with trains he did not play<br \/>\nI asked him, &#8220;Please?&#8221; he said, &#8220;You may.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe gauge was tight and that&#8217;s okay<br \/>\nWhen I ran cars too fast they&#8217;d sway<br \/>\nI hoped that on the track they&#8217;d stay<\/p>\n<p>I have to say that when I switch them they obey<br \/>\nI have a rather large array<br \/>\nThey come with sound and lights and they<br \/>\nCan bring my lover a bouquet<br \/>\nSometimes they break and I must pray<br \/>\nI fix the track and clear the way<br \/>\nI ran it just the other day<br \/>\nStill it derailed to my dismay<\/p>\n<p>Trains &#8211; to move the dishes<br \/>\nTrains &#8211; to run through my room<br \/>\nTrains &#8211; right through the laundry<br \/>\nTrains &#8211; into the bathroom<br \/>\nTrains, that&#8217;s all I really want is trains<br \/>\nFour at a time I want trains<br \/>\nThe DCC style I want trains<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna link &#8217;em like chains, trains, trains, trains, trains!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trains, all I really want is trains And in the morning it&#8217;s trains Cause in the evening it&#8217;s trains I like the way they move And it&#8217;s chill to hear them choo And I can always make them run Through the kitchen would be fun Back in the day There was this track ran near [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}