{"id":1706,"date":"2006-04-18T20:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-19T03:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/wordpress\/?p=1706"},"modified":"2006-04-18T20:40:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T03:40:00","slug":"1706","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/uncategorized\/1706","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a momentary glitch a while ago in which a clerk at a checkout stand had like eight fingers on the hand that was operating the cash register instead of five.<\/p>\n<p>Creepy stuff. Not that I&#8217;m discriminating against entities with eight fingers per hand..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a momentary glitch a while ago in which a clerk at a checkout stand had like eight fingers on the hand that was operating the cash register instead of five. Creepy stuff. Not that I&#8217;m discriminating against entities with eight fingers per hand..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}