{"id":1330,"date":"2004-06-08T10:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-08T17:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/wordpress\/?p=1330"},"modified":"2004-06-08T10:23:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-08T17:23:00","slug":"376","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/uncategorized\/376","title":{"rendered":"376"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Survey, stolen from some LJ-friend or other<\/p>\n<p><lj-CUT TEXT=\"Survey\"><br \/>\n( ) I never have been drunk<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never have been so drunk I passed out<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have smoked pot<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have done hard drugs <\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have kissed a member of the same sex<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never crashed a friend&#8217;s car<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never have driven drunk<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have been to japan<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never rode in a taxi<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never had anal sex<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have been in love<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never had sex<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have drank milk out of the carton<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have had sex in public<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have been dumped<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have performed oral sex<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never shoplifted<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never have been fired<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never have been in a fist fight<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never had a threesome<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never snuck out of my parents&#8217; house<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have been tied up (sexually)<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have masturbated<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have been caught masturbating<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never pissed on myself [I&#8217;m assuming as a child doesn&#8217;t count]<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never had sex with a member of the same sex<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have been arrested<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never made out with a stranger<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never stole something from my job<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never celebrated new years in time square<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never went on a blind date<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never lied to a friend (knowingly)<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never had a crush on a teacher<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans<\/p>\n<p>( ) I have never been to europe<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never skipped school<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never slept with a co-worker<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never cut myself on purpose<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never had sex at the office<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never got married<\/p>\n<p>(x) I never got divorced<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never had children<\/p>\n<p>( ) I never have owned a TV<br \/>\n<\/lj-CUT><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Survey, stolen from some LJ-friend or other ( ) I never have been drunk (x) I never have been so drunk I passed out ( ) I never have smoked pot ( ) I never have done hard drugs ( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex ( ) I never [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}