{"id":1310,"date":"2004-04-29T00:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-29T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/wordpress\/?p=1310"},"modified":"2004-04-29T00:17:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-29T07:17:00","slug":"time-to-take-shower-think-i-will-take-bike-if-i-can-find-me-keys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/uncategorized\/time-to-take-shower-think-i-will-take-bike-if-i-can-find-me-keys","title":{"rendered":"time to take shower.. think I will take bike if I can find me keys.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scooters all flat as pancakes except the one that needs tags and doesn&#8217;t have them. I could chance the cops, but I think I&#8217;ll just take my bike instead. Assuming I can find my bike lock keys, of course<\/p>\n<p>Why is it I feel like I must be cool if there&#8217;s a scope screen displaying a sine wave in my office?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scooters all flat as pancakes except the one that needs tags and doesn&#8217;t have them. I could chance the cops, but I think I&#8217;ll just take my bike instead. Assuming I can find my bike lock keys, of course Why is it I feel like I must be cool if there&#8217;s a scope screen displaying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}