{"id":1288,"date":"2004-03-13T14:33:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-13T21:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/wordpress\/?p=1288"},"modified":"2004-03-13T14:33:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-13T21:33:00","slug":"ye-gods-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/uncategorized\/ye-gods-2","title":{"rendered":"Ye gods.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I just woke up (3 hours later than I expected to, but that&#8217;s a good thing I guess) &#8211; after having what has to qualify as the world&#8217;s weirdest nightmare. It had everything.. really good sex, dead pregnant mothers that when their bodies were exhumed turned out to have no babies..<\/p>\n<p>I wish I could remember the whole thing &#8211; it would have made a _great_ book a-la steven king. A lot of it was set in Arkansas &#8211; it started out with a news story..<\/p>\n<p>Pity, it&#8217;s gone like a soap bubble. I&#8217;ve been having lots of nightmares lately..<\/p>\n<p>So today I&#8217;m going to clean the basement (heh heh heh) and figure out how I managed to break A$ in a attempt to fix it. (Important lesson here: it&#8217;s a bad idea to send off software without testing it first. I wonder what I did this time..)<\/p>\n<p>(I already knew about it being a bad idea to send off software without testing it &#8211; this is akin to building a computer and putting the case on without testing it &#8211; it virtually guarentees it won&#8217;t work. Don&#8217;t believe me? Obviously you&#8217;ve never built a computer..)<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m awake, sort of &#8211; and thinking about breakfast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I just woke up (3 hours later than I expected to, but that&#8217;s a good thing I guess) &#8211; after having what has to qualify as the world&#8217;s weirdest nightmare. It had everything.. really good sex, dead pregnant mothers that when their bodies were exhumed turned out to have no babies.. I wish I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}