{"id":1287,"date":"2004-03-11T19:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-12T02:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/wordpress\/?p=1287"},"modified":"2004-03-11T19:21:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-12T02:21:00","slug":"giant-sign-spotted-at-seattle-dump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/uncategorized\/giant-sign-spotted-at-seattle-dump","title":{"rendered":"Giant sign, spotted at Seattle Dump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Closed on thanksgiving&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I had to stop and laugh for a few minutes before I could drive my load of trash in.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, there really was a sign saying &#8216;closed on thanksgiving&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, there I was with my VW microbus with rakes and shovels and impliments of DEEstruction &#8211; but fortunately, it wasn&#8217;t thanksgiving, so they let me in and I guess that does away with any hope I have of not getting drafted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Closed on thanksgiving&#8217;. I had to stop and laugh for a few minutes before I could drive my load of trash in. Yes, there really was a sign saying &#8216;closed on thanksgiving&#8217;. Of course, there I was with my VW microbus with rakes and shovels and impliments of DEEstruction &#8211; but fortunately, it wasn&#8217;t thanksgiving, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}