{"id":1238,"date":"2003-12-02T11:10:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T18:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/wordpress\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2003-12-02T11:10:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-02T18:10:00","slug":"baah-baah-memesheep-alert-memesheep-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/uncategorized\/baah-baah-memesheep-alert-memesheep-alert","title":{"rendered":"baah! baah! memesheep alert! memesheep alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>001. name : Sheer<br \/>\n002. nicknames : Jonathan<br \/>\n003. sex : Any time.<br \/>\n004. birthday : May 2nd<br \/>\n005. age : 27, and would like to be younger<br \/>\n006. sun sign : Taurus? I have no idea what this is<br \/>\n007. place of birth : Heidelburg, Germany<br \/>\n008. current residence: Seattle, WA<br \/>\n009. hair colour : Dark blond<br \/>\n010. eye colour : Blue-Green<br \/>\n011. height : 6&#8217;2&#8243;<br \/>\n012. writing hand : I don&#8217;t write if I can help it. And I use both hands to type.<\/p>\n<p>____BODY ILLS + SKILLS<br \/>\n013. do you bite your nails : Yes<br \/>\n014. can you roll your tongue : No<br \/>\n016. can you raise one eyebrow at a time : Yes<br \/>\n017. can you blow smoke rings: No<br \/>\n018. can you blow spit bubbles : No<br \/>\n019. can you cross your eyes : Are you kidding? I can use them to look at two monitors at once!<\/p>\n<p>020. colored hair : I did blue this halloween<br \/>\n021. tattoos and where : None<br \/>\n022. piercing and where : None<br \/>\n023. do you make your bed daily : I don&#8217;t know that I&#8217;ve ever made my bed.<br \/>\n024. what goes on first bra or underwear : I don&#8217;t wear underwear, or bras.<br \/>\n025. which shoe goes on first : I&#8217;d never given the matter much thought.<br \/>\n036. speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone : No<br \/>\n037. how much money is usually in your wallet? : $50, mostly in $5s<br \/>\n038. what jewelry do you wear 24\/7 : A necklace that P. made for me when she was 14.<br \/>\n039. whats sexiest on a guy : Two words: George Michael.<br \/>\n040. whats sexiest on a girl : Eyes, upper back, stomach if well defined<br \/>\n041. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great : I&#8217;ve never been either on time or looked great.<br \/>\n042. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it : Neither. I do the &#8216;Lady and The Tramp&#8217; suck. \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n043. how many cereals are in your cabinet : Three? Four? Depends.<br \/>\n044. what utensils do you use eating pizza : My hands and my mouth<br \/>\n045. do you cook : Sometimes, usually mac n cheese, sometimes pasta or chicken. (somehow I think it&#8217;s funny that I didn&#8217;t have to edit this line from the person I lifted this quiz from)<\/p>\n<p>____GROOMING<br \/>\n046. how often do you brush your teeth : twice a day<br \/>\n047. how often do you shower\/bathe : every day<br \/>\n048. how long do these showers last : 5-20 minutes.<br \/>\n049. hair drying method : Roll down window on interstate.<br \/>\n050. do you paint your nails : Once<br \/>\n051. do you swear : Yes<br \/>\n052. do you mumble to yourself : Mumble? I hold three-sided debates!<br \/>\n053. do you spit in public : don&#8217;t even spit in private<br \/>\n054. do you pee in the shower : Sure<\/p>\n<p>____OTHER<br \/>\n055. the cd player : Or mp3? \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n056. person you talk most on the phone with : Probably Lee Hart.<br \/>\n057. what color is your bedroom : Under the dirt?<br \/>\n058. do you use an alarm clock : No<br \/>\n059. name one thing or person you&#8217;re obsessed with : music, electric vehicles. Oops, that&#8217;s two.<br \/>\n060. have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex : Yes<br \/>\n061. ever sunbathed in the nude: No. And the world thanks me.<br \/>\n062. window seat or aisle : Aisle.<br \/>\n063. what&#8217;s your sleeping position: Curled up.<br \/>\n064. what kind of bed do you like : Vinyl<br \/>\n065. in hot weather do you use a blanket : Yes<br \/>\n066. do you snore : Not that I know of.<br \/>\n067. do you sleepwalk : Not usually<br \/>\n068 do you talk in your sleep : No<br \/>\n069. do you sleep with a stuffed animal : Sometimes<br \/>\n070. how about the light on : Never<br \/>\n071. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on : No<br \/>\n____WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU<br \/>\n072. had sex : 2 days ago?<br \/>\n073. were kissed or kissed someone : 2 days ago<br \/>\n074. watched bambi : 2 years ago?<br \/>\n075. cried : 2 weeks ago?<br \/>\n076. talked on the phone : Today<br \/>\n077. read a book : Today.<br \/>\n078. punched someone : Middle school<\/p>\n<p>____MUSIC<br \/>\n079. is music important to you : Yes. Is air important to you?<br \/>\n080. do you sing? : Sometimes, when I feel like torturing people<br \/>\n081. what instruments do you play? : Keyboard, guitar, drums occasionally<br \/>\n082. what do you think of Eminem : Mostly I can&#8217;t stand him,a lthough I do like the &#8216;Brittney Spears&#8217; remix of &#8216;The Real Slim Shady&#8217;<br \/>\n___DO YOU LiKE<br \/>\n083. pop music : From the 80s, sure. \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n084. rock music : Yes<br \/>\n085. punk music : Sometimes.<br \/>\n086. rap music : DJ Jazzy Jeff, yes. Aesop Rock, yes. WHat most people call rap, no.<br \/>\n087. hip-Hop\/RB : Occasionally<br \/>\n088. country : Occasionally<br \/>\n089. jazz : I&#8217;d give it a 7. I dig it but I can&#8217;t dance to it. \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n090. classical : Yes<br \/>\n091. new age : I *write* new age.<br \/>\n092. what is one band\/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about : Emmit Swimming<br \/>\n093. Techno? : Yes, please, more, more, more, louder, more lasers, can we get some more people dancing and less people making out please? You, over there, would you go ask the DJ if they could turn up the midrange so that it keeps up with the bass? And turn down the Suck knob a couple of notches?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the email, the email, what what, the email..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>001. name : Sheer 002. nicknames : Jonathan 003. sex : Any time. 004. birthday : May 2nd 005. age : 27, and would like to be younger 006. sun sign : Taurus? I have no idea what this is 007. place of birth : Heidelburg, Germany 008. current residence: Seattle, WA 009. hair colour [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}