When I was a kid my dad had pictures of these clowns
\nHe hung them on my wall and wouldn’t let me take them down
\nI didn’t understand then and I still can’t figure out
\nWhat those goddamn clowns were so sad about
\nA clown was my boss at every job I ever had
\nClowns run all the record companies that ever said we’re bad
\nA clown pretended to be a girl who pretended to be my friend
\nThs world is run by clowns who can’t wait for it to end<\/p>\n
I have yet to meet a kid not scared to death of clowns
\nThey can’t walk and they don’t talk they’ve got painted on frowns
\nA clown with a gun I hope I never see
\nWould he shoot himself or shoot me?
\nA clown taught every class I took at my old high school
\nClowns all wear Speedos when they hang out by the pool
\nClowns dress up like cops and threaten to call my folks
\nThis town is filled with clowns who don’t get my jokes
\nThey fall on their asses
\nIt takes lots of practice
\nI have nightmares filled with clowns and you’re there too
\nYou have a big red nose and stupid floppy shoes
\nYou’re becoming one I can see the signs
\nI hate clowns almost as much as I hate mimes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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