{"id":1161,"date":"2003-10-01T00:56:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-01T07:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/wordpress\/?p=1161"},"modified":"2003-10-01T00:56:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-01T07:56:00","slug":"corperate-casual-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/uncategorized\/corperate-casual-my-ass","title":{"rendered":"Corperate Casual My Ass.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the fun things about the job I do in Texas is the exciting oppertunity to dress up like a monkey every day, and go pretend to be, if not conservative, at least not so rabidly liberal that I&#8217;d donate to the ACLU or something. [Yes, I have. Card carrying member. Proud of it, too]<\/p>\n<p>But, since I drop the act come lunchtime, this can lead to some amusing &#8211; um &#8211; confusions. One of the people who works here was overheard remarking I was very &#8216;Seattle&#8217;. <\/p>\n<p>SEattle has become synonymous with liberal? Unreconstructed leftism, perhaps? [I&#8217;d try and point to P.&#8217;s journal entry on the subject, but I&#8217;ve given up on LJ-tags. They&#8217;re not consistant, and they don&#8217;t love me]<\/p>\n<p>[I wonder if it would kill the LJ people to accept a <i>few<\/i> of the more obvious mispellings and perversions of their tags. I suppose every ounce of CPU counts.. ]<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, come 1pm my &#8216;nice boy who would never march in the streets shouting about what a louse bush is&#8217; act is back in place, and everyone is more or less happy. <\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s always strange, when I catch myself in the mirrors which adorn so many of the cubicle walls.. [to make them feel slightly larger than the average elevator no doubt]. I don&#8217;t really recognize myself with my hair combed and tied back, in button up shirts and pants that don&#8217;t have Levi on them anywhere or any holes in them. <\/p>\n<p>A friend recently asked if my hair was my security blanket. [And my old boss used to joke that like Sampson, if I were to cut it, I&#8217;d lose all my mysical make-the-machines-work powers]. I don&#8217;t think my hair is, exactly, but I think perhaps my entire appearance is. I find it reassuring that no one has yet managed to cram me into a suit and tie for more than a week at a time, and yet I&#8217;m not working at burger king. When someone does.. and I&#8217;m sure tehy will, sooner or later.. I&#8217;ll know that I&#8217;ve well and truly failed.<\/p>\n<p>My friend at the search engine (Accenture? Overture? I can never remember what they&#8217;re called) emailed again offering me a job in pasadena. Oh, how nice. I&#8217;d take it, but I&#8217;ve got more than enough to do already. <\/p>\n<p>Whups, dinner calls, must run<\/p>\n<p>S.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the fun things about the job I do in Texas is the exciting oppertunity to dress up like a monkey every day, and go pretend to be, if not conservative, at least not so rabidly liberal that I&#8217;d donate to the ACLU or something. [Yes, I have. Card carrying member. Proud of it, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheer.us\/weblogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}